Funny Santa Banta Jokes

Funny Santa Banta Jokes 

Santa Banta Jokes

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.

Instead of cash, they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,

Happily, they drank & went away.

2. SANTA went to court

JUDGE:

“Order! Order !”

SANTA:

“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

JUDGE:

“Shut Up !”

SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!  ( Santa Banta jokes in English )

3.A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell,

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out. ( funny santa banta sms in english )

4. Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

5. Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If

1000 Kgs= Ton.

Then

For 3000 Kgs

=How Much?

Santa-

Ton!Ton!Ton!  ( English santa banta jokes )

6. Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

7. Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?

Santa: Because it’s worth it.

8. Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?

Santa: Downwards!

9. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..

“My father grows beans,” said one student.

“My father cooks beans,” said another.

Then a Little Santa spoke up: “We are all human beans.” ( funny santabanta jokes in english  )
10. What kind of a father are you if you don’t drink?

I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai?

11. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,

Qnki bank me likha tha..

“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Here we have some of the funny Santa Banta jokes in hindi below:

12. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,

Qnki bank me likha tha..

“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

13. Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte ( funny santa banta jokes in hindi )

14. Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.

Bus teri Maa lagti he?

Nahi.

Behen?

Nahi.

Biwi?

Nahi.

To kamine “PAKDNE” kyo nhi deta..

15. Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai. (School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)

Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara “saando” k sath Ghoom Rahi hai

16. Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?

Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

17. Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa…!  ( funny santabanta jokes  hindi )

18. Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

19. Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

20. Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya…

lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?

Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega