Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Whatsapp Status

• There is a device in the market which converts your Thoughts into Speech. It is called Alcohol.

Technology Update 2

• There is another device that converts your Speech into Silence. It is called Wife.

Technology Update 3

• There is another device that converts your fake forwards into Belief. It is called WhatsApp.

Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.

I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card

Zombies are looking for a brain. Don’t worry. You’re safe.

The problem with some people is that they exist.

Maybe the love of my life got stuck in a condom.

If I can look beautiful in my Adhaar card, I bet I am handsome

My study schedule: Study-10 min Rest- 1 Hr

The reason why I change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that.

To save water, I drink V0dka

Marriage is subject to market risk.

Mahh phone, mahh status.LOL.

Drink till you become the greatest philosopher of your own world!

It’s always fun to look back 5 years old photo of ourselves ( whatsapp status funny )

I didn’t fall, It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.

Which exercise machine do I need to impress a girl? The trainer said ATM.

My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny

If the brain is powerful why doesn’t everyone use it?

Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo I use.

I shampoo can be rich looking why can’t we.

I love my Haters, they make me Famous.

All my life I thought the air was free… until I bought a bag of chips.

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

 Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….

 We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.

I hate math, but I love counting money

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I need Google in my brain.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

If you are BAD then I am your DAD.