Funny Whatsapp Status

Funny Whatsapp Status

                                          Funny Whatsapp Status

1) Math : Mental Abuse To Humans

2) Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

3) I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

4) Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

5) Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

6) Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

7) Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

8) Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

9) With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

10) Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

11) I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

12) If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.

13) Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

14) Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.

15) Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.

16) I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.

17) Interrupt My Sleep & I’Ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

18) I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.

19) As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.

20) There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason. ( Funny Status for Whatsapp )

21) Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

22) My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.

23) When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

24) Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?

25) I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.

26) Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.

27) If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. ( Funny Quotes )

28) Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.

29) Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

30) My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.

31) Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.

32) The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.

33) I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

34) If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

35) I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.

36) An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

37) It’S Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring

38) You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.

39) Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.

40) I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.

41) If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’Ve Said I’D Be Poor. ( Funny Whatsapp Status )

42) I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.

43) I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.

44) If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.

45) Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.

46) I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.

47) Dear I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger….But I Love You Now.

48) All My Life I Thought Air Was Free….Untill I Bought A Bag Of Chips.

49) Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

50) I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.