School Jokes for Kids

Clean Jokes for Kids to Tell at School

School Jokes for Kids

Clean Jokes for Kids 

Q. How do bees get to school?A. By school buzz…

Q. How do the fish get to school?A. By octobus!

Q. What does a gorilla learns in school?
A. His Ape B C’s.

What does a snake learn in school?
A. Hiss tory.

Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?It’s not right.

Q. Did you hear about the cross eyed-teacher?
A. He couldn’t control his pupils!

Q. Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
A. Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…

Q. Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days?A. Student: Every month!

Printable Lunch Box Jokes

Q. What did the glue say to the teacher?A. “I’m stuck on you.”

Q. What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?
A. I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed!

Q. Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?A. Because his keys were on the piano.

Q. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?A. Pick them up and roll them back to her!

Q. Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
A. Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

Q. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?
A. “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”

Q. Why did the students study in the airplane?
A. Because they wanted higher grades.

Q. Why doesn’t the sun go to college?A. Because it has a million degrees!

Q. Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?
A. To become a smartie!

Q. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A. Pi!

Q. What object is king of the classroom?
A. The ruler!

Q. What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?A. Smartie Pants!

Q. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
A. Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

Q. Why did 6 hate 7?
A. 7 8 9.

Q. Why did the boy go to the top of the school?A. Because he wanted to go to high school.

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. “I’ve got problems.”

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. “You can count on me!”

Q. Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test?A. Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind.

Q. Why do teachers give you homework?A. Just to annoy you.

Q. What did the bully have for lunch?
A. He had a knuckle sandwich!

Q. What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?A. The teacher says, “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Choo-……..choo!”

Q. Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A. Because he only had one pupil.

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q. Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A. Because he wanted to get to high school.

Q. Why is arithmetic hard work?A. All those numbers you have to carry.

Q. What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”
A. “Can I have fries and a burger?”

Q. Where did the pencil go for vacation?
A. To Pennsylvania.

Q. Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom?
A. Because the teacher told him to take a seat.

Q. When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
A. When it is read!

Q. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?A. Times Square.

Q. Why did the student drown?
A. All her grades were below C-level!

Q. What tools do you need for math?A. MultiPLIERS.